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My 1st  day of employment  

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had  been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't  twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just  couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work .  

Leonard "Bigdoggpinc" Lindsey

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, and He shall direct your paths." Proverbs 3:5, 6

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From the other lesson Bigdoggpinc wants to know if it was pretty funny, wasn't it?!

If the photo made you giggle, odds are you'd share the website with your friends.  Who would then in turn pass it along to their friends, and so on.

Want some more examples? OK. Here are few of my favorites...

Sample 1 | Sample 2 | Sample 3 | Sample 4 | Sample 5

A good joke. A funny picture. A video clip that makes you laugh.

These types of emails are forwarded from one person to another faster than any other emails in the world. They create a "viral" effect.

On the internet, a good joke can be passed along to thousands of people in just hours. Imagine if you could put that kind of marketing power to work for you!

What if you could offer people you know some of the funniest jokes, pictures or websites in the world?

And what if by sharing these funny emails with others you'd be  creating highly qualified prospects for your Vitamark business?

Well, now you can.

The founder of the "VitaOffice Extra Paycheck System" has figured out how you can easily (yes, easily) use this viral phenomenon to build a global Vitamark business - FAST!

Before I show you exactly how, it's critical to understand the often over-looked, yet critical "Secret of Timing."

Newsweek Report spotlights key ingredient in Limu Plus™
Russian Adaptogen: Rhodiola Rosea

HOUSTON, Texas,  May 28, 2005 /VitaOffice.com News/ -- In February 2003, Newsweek featured an article about Rhodiola rosea – just one of the adaptogenic components found in Limu Plus™. It focuses on current and historic scientific data that suggests it impacts the stress hormone, cortisol, "while optimizing levels of key brain chemicals involved in mood."* (Another article also appeared in the journal Phytomedicine, featuring a trial study done at the Swedish Herbal Institute in conjunction with Russian colleagues.)

HERBAL STRESS BUSTER(a summary of the Newsweek article):

The article opens with the story of a young Russian soldier under stress – stress he manages with an herbal tea from his mom. As a "side effect", he experienced additional mental and physical energy. This tea was "made from the golden-yellow roots of a Siberian plant called Rhodiola rosea.”

Anne Underwood (the author) points out that some plant physiologists and other natural products companies are now producing products made from Rhodiola rosea extract. She goes on to say that Rhodiola is beginning to create a buzz in this country (USA) and that the plant has been used for centuries in Russia, Scandinavia and Iceland noting that "Even the Vikings used it for endurance." The Russians began intense research in the 1960s – in part to maximize Olympic performance of their athletes. She even says: "It has everything to become an herbal superstar – a high-safety profile, compelling benefits and a reasonable amount of scientific research."

The article goes on to summarize some of the research featuring Rhodiola's positive impact on students during exams, physicians on night call, and cadets pulling night duty. Dr. Richard Brown of Columbia University (who used it with 300 patients) says, "When you see how it works (referring to its impact on cortisol, brain chemicals and ATP), the effects make sense. It has no side effects that we've noticed, only side benefits."

The article points out that the quality of the product is critical and that you should look for Rhodiola rosea, not Rodiola sacra or any other species. It also notes that a one-month supply of "rhodiola only" could cost between $20-$50.

Ms. Underwood closed the article with a quote from Liz Sterling, a radio host from Boca Raton, Fla. After taking a Rhodiola rosea product for two months Liz said, "It's as if my shoulders have lowered, and stress just rolls off."

Limu Plus with Rhodiola rosea is now available exclusively from Vitamark™ affiliates in over 30 countries worldwide.

LIMU PLUS™ and Vitamark™ products may be ordered from Bigdoggpinc LLC (a Vitamark International affiliate), by catalog, online by clicking here, or by calling 310 272-0837.

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• Limu Plus™
• VitaOffice

About VitaOffice.com

VitaOffice is one of the world's largest and most effective online marketing systems.  VitaOffice is a global system designed exclusively to help Independent Business Owners powered by Vitamark International to create extra weekly paychecks.  Network Professionals is the parent company of many highly successful Internet companies, including VitaOffice.com

About Vitamark International

Vitamark International is a global health and nutritional support company founded in 2002 by industry innovators David Bertrand, Jana Mitcham and industry legend Tom “Big Al” Schreiter. Vitamark introduced the world to Limu Plus, a life-changing nutritional supplement that combines fucoidan-rich pure Tongan limu moui extract with advanced Russian adaptogens, in a Green Tea and ACTIValoe(TM) base. Our entire product line is formulated and manufactured to the highest standards of excellence. Vitamark's first passion is people -- helping them reach their full potential and to live life to the fullest. That’s why Vitamark offers affiliates the opportunity to achieve financial freedom by helping other people discover wellness. Headquartered in Houston, Texas, Vitamark International also features a breakthrough compensation plan and leverages the technological benefits of the Internet revolution.

For more information on Vitamark or the Vitamark Products, please contact:

Bigdoggpinc LLC
Phone: 310 272-0837
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